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A Damn Fine Job (offsite link)
Author: aces
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash       Category: Episode-related
Rating: General      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: There is time now. Tag for "Gurnius Affair".



The Great Cake Massacre Affair (offsite link)
Author: aces
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: General      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: Illya loves cake.



Each Other (offsite link)
Author: aces
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: They were outside now, the heat even more stifling than it had been in the compound, the sun beating down.



The Invisible Man Affair (offsite link)
Author: aces
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: "If I can admit to being pistol-whipped and overcome by six THRUSH guards in the span of approximately four hours,” Illya replied, "then you, Mr. Napoleon 'Wanna Shag?' Solo, can live with one more feminine indiscretion in your file.”



The Doghouse (offsite link)
Author: adriannacoylho
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Illya raised his hands in protest. "Napoleon! You said you'd help me!”



The Shadow Hawke Affair (offsite link)
Author: Agent Mustang
Format: Novellette/Novella       Status: Complete       Year: 2009
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Drama
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Period: During series



The Infallibility Factor (offsite link)
Author: Agent Mustang
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Summary: Notes on Operation Deathcap



Beat the Clock (offsite link)
Author: Agent Mustang
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, April Dancer, Mark Slate
Summary: No Way I'm Breaking In A New Partner



Epiphania (offsite link)
Author: Aithine Veronica
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash       Category: Pre-slash
Rating: General      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: Illya's leaving.



AJ's MFU Headquarters (offsite link)
Author: AJB
Format: Other       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Angst, Drama
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, April Dancer, Mark Slate
Period: During series
Summary: A collection of stories with a focus on our favorite Russian spy.



The Cat's Meow (offsite link)
Author: akane42me
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly
Summary: "What is this place?” whispered Napoleon.
"My childhood school,” said Illya.
A story of friendship and betrayal.




Vodka (offsite link)
Author: akane42me
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Friendship
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Post-series
Summary: The silver metal was cold. He'd taken only a few sips, but already the world had taken on a crisp, clear edge.



Resolution (offsite link)
Author: akane42me
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2014
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Other male canonical, Other female canonical
Summary: A series of events are set in motion with far reaching consequences and a dangerous plan to strike Thrush at its heart.



Confused (offsite link)
Author: akane42me
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2006
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary:
An uncooperative Illya is forced to take R & R leave and learns a lesson about accepting help - from an unexpected source.



A Matter of Quality (offsite link)
Author: akane42me
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Illya tests a gadget.



Doors (offsite link)
Author: akane42me
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male
Summary: There's this saying: when one door closes, another one opens, but actually, the opposite thing happened to me.



Kitchen (offsite link)
Author: akane42me
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Angst
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Napoleon's kitchen is a nightmare.



Beach (offsite link)
Author: akane42me
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Alexander Waverly
Summary: Mr. Waverly revisits the past with an old friend.



Hiccup (offsite link)
Author: akane42me
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: It's a tense situation, and Napoleon's got a problem.



The Disguise (offsite link)
Author: akane42me
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin, Original male
Summary: Today Frankie wore a white shirt with a black tie, under a black jacket with matching black slacks.



Spring Thaw (offsite link)
Author: akane42me
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2011
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: The Man wobbled and tottered through the thin weary pines along the stiff backbone of the ridge.



Aching (offsite link)
Author: akane42me
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2008
Genre: Gen       Category: Episode-related
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male
Period: During series
Summary: When you are the pharmacist in U.N.C.L.E. HQ sometimes you come to know more than you expect about Section II agents.



Alone (offsite link)
Author: akane42me
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin
Summary: He wanted everything to be quiet for a while. No thinking. No people. Alone.



Ultimatum (offsite link)
Author: akane42me
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly
Summary: He said you'd better be in his office at ten o'clock and not a second sooner or later, or you'd find yourself transferred to the weather station at Raufarhofn. Sequel to "Alone"



Naked (offsite link)
Author: akane42me
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly
Summary: On the surface, it was just a little survey.



The Other Side of the Coin (offsite link)
Author: Alison Jacobs
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, April Dancer
Summary: "That is Napoleon Solo, their Chief Enforcement Agent. In other words, that is big trouble."



The Like Father Like Son Affair (offsite link)
Author: Alison Jacobs
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male
Summary: Solo's look began to droop even further. "That's another problem. My dad, he's old school CIA -"




Feed Me (offsite link)
Author: Amethyst Hunter
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: General      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: "Answer me, Illya." There's no mistaking the deadliness in Napoleon's tone now. "Why do you always look at food like that?"



After the Ball (offsite link)
Author: Ariadne
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Restricted      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: Shards and flashes of memories from yesterday and last night wheeled through his aching brain. It was the silly Christmas party one of Napoleon's females had invited them to.



The Key (offsite link)
Author: Ariadne
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Restricted      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: The long-timers said that there was no one worse to encounter on a mission than a rogue agent.



The Nine Lives Affair (offsite link)
Author: artyartie
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: General      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: U.N.C.L.E. didn't pay them nearly enough for this.



Doing.Whatever he Has To (offsite link)
Author: ashurbadaktu
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Restricted      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: When Illya sees that Napoleon is thinking inappropriate thoughts about a beautiful THRUSH agent, he takes matters in hand.



The Whiffenpoof Affair (offsite link)
Author: Astrid Keynes
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Restricted      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: I'll go to the banquet, you look around outside; you're right, you're hardly Whiffenpoof material.



Attack of the Clones (offsite link)
Author: astrid olivia
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash       Category: Humor, Pre-slash
Rating: General      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: Illya giving Napoleon advice on his sex life.



Fifty Reasons Why Two Are Better Than One (offsite link)
Author: Avirra
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2014
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly
Summary: A series of brief vignettes following the highs and lows of the partnership of Napoleon Solo and Illya Kuryakin.



September (offsite link)
Author: azdak
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Other female canonical
Summary: Sometimes it isn't easy to find twelve good men and true.




Project Pygmalion (offsite link)
Author: azdak
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Other male canonical
Summary: A Man from U.N.C.L.E. / My Fair Lady / Pygmalion fusion. Suitable for ALL viewers! Of ANY age! And ANY sexual orientation!



This Night of Nights (offsite link)
Author: azdak
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly
Summary: It comes every year.



Family Affairs (offsite link)
Author: azdak
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Summary: Napoleon really should have used condoms--



The Incident of the Fellow in the Fellows' Garden (offsite link)
Author: azdak
Format: Novellette/Novella       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Crossover
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin, Crossover male
Period: Pre-series
Summary: A suspicious death in Cambridge. Lord Peter Wimsey and Bunter investigate, and run across a surly Russian post graduate student.



The Eleventh Hour (offsite link)
Author: azdak
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Summary: You've got to walk that lonesome valley, you've got to walk it by yourself.



Love's a Funny Thing (offsite link)
Author: azdak
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Illya's on the run and finds help in an unexpected place.



The One That Got Away (offsite link)
Author: azdak
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Original female
Summary: Why in the world would anyone want to date a Thrush villain?



Words, Words, Words (offsite link)
Author: azdak
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly
Summary: The Russians are coming! And everyone at UNCLE has an opinion.



In Vodka Veritas (offsite link)
Author: azdak
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Episode-related
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Napoleon and Illya go drinking after "See Paris and Die"



Fluffathon Ghost Story (offsite link)
Author: azdak
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: General      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: The door behind him opens in a certain way, and the hair stands up on the back of Napoleon's neck.



The Bitch from Uncle, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love (or at least like) Illya Kuryakin (offsite link)
Author: azdak
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Other female canonical
Summary: It takes a dastardly Thrush plot to persuade Lisa Rogers that there's more to Illya Kuryakin than meets the eye.



A Better Way (offsite link)
Author: azdak
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Other male canonical
Summary: Endings are easy. Beginnings, however, are tricky things.



Tending the Garden (offsite link)
Author: azdak
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2007
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: A country house, poetry and. UNCLE?



Surveillance Report (offsite link)
Author: azdak
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete       Year: 2010
Genre: Slash       Category: Humor
Rating: Restricted      
Summary: "Listen to this!" said Illya.



Trust (offsite link)
Author: azdak
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Not every mission ends in friendship and harmony



The World's Fair Affair (offsite link)
Author: azdak
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, April Dancer, Other female canonical
Period: During series
Summary: Maude Waverly joins the UNCLE team at Montreal Expo '67. As does Thrush. And Charles de Gaulle.



An Actor Prepares (7 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Azdak
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2010
Genre: Gen       Category: Angst, Episode-related
Rating: Restricted      
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: Illya gets ready to go undercover on the hardest mission of his life.
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Monsters (offsite link)
Author: Azdak
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2011
Genre: Gen       Category: Angst, Episode-related, Friendship
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly
Period: During series
Summary: After the Thrush Roulette Affair, Illya and Napoleon have things to discuss.



Tango (offsite link)
Author: Banshee Caoine
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Adult      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: "He understands the soul of the tango, your friend." (wayback machine)



Auld Acquaintance (offsite link)
Author: Barbara Zuchegna
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Alternate Universe
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: It started as a whisper, a rumor of sound, directionless and insubstantial.



Rejected (3 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Batwoman
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2004
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Post-series
Summary: Ever since he had learned of Samantha's presence in Illya's life, Napoleon had often speculated if there was someone out there for him. He knew none of the women he had dated before would accept that they would have to take a back seat to his career.
Series: N.E.P.H.E.W Universe
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Friendship (3 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Batwoman
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2006
Genre: Gen       Category: Crossover, Friendship
Rating: General       Notices: Character death
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin
Period: Post-series
Summary: As he scanned the faces of those gathered he saw many familiar faces. Friends from U.N.C.L.E., colleagues, brothers in arms, April Dancer and Mark Slate among them. To the untrained eye Napoleon had many acquaintances, yet to the agents among the group they saw things differently. Crossover with Alias.
Series: N.E.P.H.E.W Universe
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First Date (61 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Batwoman
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2009
Genre: Het       Category: Adventure, Romance
Rating: Restricted      
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin, April Dancer
Pairings: Illya/female canonical
Period: During series
Summary: Illya and April are attracted to each other, but they want a a relationship based on more than physical attraction. Illya searches for the perfect 'first' date.
Series: Ducky's Pain
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Techno Babble Drabble (0 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Batwoman
Format: Drabble       Status: Complete       Year: 2006
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Time-shifted
Summary: Just a screwball idea that popped into my head one night when I asked folks how they come up with their techno babble.
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New Year's Reflections (4 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Batwoman
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2006
Genre: Het       Category: Romance
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Pairings: Napoleon/female original
Period: Post-series
Summary: It's New Year's Eve 1969 and Napoleon is reflecting on the past 24 hours. This was an answer to a very goofy challenge and probably only works there. Sorry, I forgot the keywords used.
Series: N.E.P.H.E.W Universe
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Everybody Knows (offsite link)
Author: Beauchard
Format: Video       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Music: Everybody Knows/Leonard Cohen



Weapon Dance (offsite link)
Author: Beginnereditor
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2011
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: Mr. Waverly notices Napoleon's unique way of using his weapon and trouble ensues.



Still There (offsite link)
Author: beginnereditor
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete       Year: 2011
Genre: Gen       Category: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: Illya "Even the best of friends fall out sometimes. But this was different. This was terrifing. You wouldn't look at me, you didn't forgive me. And I'd never forgive myself."



The Night Watch Affair (29 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Benzadmiral
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2009
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Drama
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Other female canonical
Period: During series
Summary: During a night shift in Mr. Waverly's command chair, Illya finds a way to rescue a captured Napoleon -- and learns something about Waverly's management style as well.
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The Austen East Affair (31 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Benzadmiral
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2011
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, April Dancer, Mark Slate, Original male
Period: During series
Summary: The original, almost-40 Mark Slate and strong Southern belle April Dancer take on the Thrushes from "The Guadalupe Affair," and April learns a tough lesson about the world of Enforcement.
Sequel to: The Guadalupe Affair
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The Deadly Playground Affair (41 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: Benzadmiral
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2016
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Crossover
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Crossover male, Crossover female
Period: During series
Summary: Solo and Illya must stay ahead of a Thrush murder squad to keep Innocents Bud and Fran Baxter (of *The Apartment*) alive.
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The Guadalupe Affair (36 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Benzadmiral
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2011
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Crossover
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Other female canonical, Crossover male
Period: During series
Summary: In 1965 West Texas, Solo and Illya enlist the aid of a famous Fugitive from justice to stop a Thrush terror plot.
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The Communicator and an Open Mind Affair (offsite link)
Author: bigbluemeany
Format: Video       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Music: Hands Clean/Alanis Morissette



Brainwashing Polytrope (offsite link)
Author: bigbluemeany
Format: Video       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, April Dancer
Summary: companion piece to azdak's "The World's Fair Affair" short story



The You Tube Affair (revised music version) (offsite link)
Author: bigbluemeany
Format: Video       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Music: Silence/The Layaways



The Mafiya Affair (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 1998
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Crossover male, Original male, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Illya/female original
Period: Post-series, Time-shifted
Summary: Solo and Kuryakin are sent to the Ukraine in a mission involving the Russian Mafiya. Kuryakin meets a woman from his past while Solo meets a CIA operative who once tried to recruit him.
Series: Timeshift



The Filer Affair (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2000
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Crossover
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Crossover male
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Period: Post-series, Time-shifted
Summary: The crafty Lewis Avery Filer tries to play UNCLE off against Thrush. UNCLE brings in Steve McGarrett, much against his will, for assistance.
Series: Timeshift



The Double Entendre Affair (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 1997
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Original male, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/female original
Period: Post-series
Summary: Solo seems to be haunted by Fleming, a Thrushman killed in a previous adventure. But appearances can be deceiving.
Series: Timeshift



The Fleming Affiar (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 1996
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Original male, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Period: Post-series
Summary: First Timeshift story, Solo meets a key Thrush operative.
Series: Timeshift



The On-My-Mind Affair (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 1997
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Episode-related
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Other female canonical
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/female original
Period: Post-series
Summary: Dr. Dabree moves to get her pound of flesh from Solo
Series: Timeshift



The Black Hand Affair, Parts I and II (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 1997
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Original male, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/female original
Period: Post-series, Time-shifted
Summary: Solo and Kuryakin are dispatched against a new group, the Black Hand
Series: Timeshift



The Five-O Affair (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 1997
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Crossover
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Crossover male
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Period: Post-series, Time-shifted
Summary: Solo and Kuryakin travel to Hawaii, encounter McGarrett and Hawaii Five-O and foes Wo Fat and G. Emory Partridge.
Series: Timeshift



The Judas Goat Affair (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 1997
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, April Dancer, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/female original, Illya/female canonical
Period: Post-series
Summary: Solo recruits a woman from Kuryakin's past for a mission involving April Dancer.
Sequel to: The Sorbonne Affair
Series: Timeshift



The Treatment Affair (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2001
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Other female canonical, Crossover male
Period: Post-series, Time-shifted
Summary: Solo is being treated in a hospital after a mission that went bad and, as he remembers it, left Kuryakin dead.
Sequel to: The Five-O Affair
Series: Timeshift



The Balkan Affair (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 1999
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Original male, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/female original
Period: Post-series, Time-shifted
Summary: Solo moves on his own to rescue Kuryakin, who's in peril in Kosovo.
Series: Timeshift



The No Deposit, No Return Affair (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 1999
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Original male, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/female canonical, Illya/female original
Period: Post-series, Time-shifted
Summary: Kuryakin again meets a woman from his past while Solo encounters Serena.
Series: Timeshift



Solo in Hell (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Chapter       Status: Complete       Year: 2005
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Crossover
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Crossover female, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Period: Post-series, Time-shifted
Summary: Chapter from Timeshift 8: The Tour of Duty Affair, where Solo is being tortured via mind-altering drugs.
Series: Timeshift



The Lady of the Five Moons Affair (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 1998
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Crossover
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Original male, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/female original
Period: Post-series, Time-shifted
Summary: Solo and Kuryakin are sent to San Francisco to retrieve an art object sought by China. They end up following the footsteps of Paladin more than a century earlier.
Series: Timeshift



The Mirage Affair (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2000
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Original male, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/female original
Period: Post-series, Time-shifted
Summary: Solo and Kuryakin again oppose the Black Hand organization. This time, Solo must deal with the innocent from the first mission he worked with Kuryakin on.
Series: Timeshift



The Ecology Affair (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 1998
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Original male, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/female original
Period: Post-series, Time-shifted
Summary: Solo and Kuryakin investigate ecological terrorists. Solo also encounters a woman who strongly reminds him of Clara.
Sequel to: Clara
Series: Timeshift



Clara (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete       Year: 1997
Genre: Gen       Category: Angst, Drama, Episode-related, Friendship, Romance
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Other female canonical
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/female canonical
Period: Post-series
Summary: Solo has mysterious bolted. Kuryakin follows, knowing only it has something to do with Clara from The Terbuf Affair.
Series: Timeshift



The ROT Affair, Parts I and II (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 1997
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Crossover male, Crossover female
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Period: Post-series, Time-shifted
Summary: Solo helps out retired advertising man Roger O. Thornhill. That leads to a major threat involving Thrush.
Series: Timeshift



The Land of the Living Affair (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 1997
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Episode-related
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Other female canonical, Original male, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/female canonical
Period: Post-series, Time-shifted
Summary: Solo, immediately after the events depicted in Clara, has to go on a mission with Kuryakin.
Sequel to: Clara
Series: Timeshift



Aftershocks (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2003
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Period: Post-series
Summary: Brief sequel to Timeshift 6: The Ragnarok Affiar
Series: Timeshift



The Genesis Affair (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 1999
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Other male canonical, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/female original
Period: Pre-series, Time-shifted
Summary: The first mission where Solo was paired with Kuryakin in which they encounter G. Emory and Edith Partridge.
Series: Timeshift



The Sorbonne Affair (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 1997
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Episode-related
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Other male canonical, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Illya/female original
Period: Post-series
Summary: Kuryakin is reunited with a woman from his days at the Sorbonne. She's, unfortunately, a target of Thrush
Series: Timeshift



The Infinity Affair (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2001
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Crossover
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Crossover male, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/female original
Period: Post-series, Time-shifted
Summary: Colonel Hubris has died. Or has he?
Sequel to: The Double Entendre Affair
Series: Timeshift



The Forget-Me-Not Affair (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 1998
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, April Dancer, Crossover male, Original male, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/female original
Period: Post-series, Time-shifted
Summary: Kuryakin has to take Capsule B while on a mission in Hawaii. Solo and April go after him while Five-O intervenes.
Sequel to: The Five-O Affair
Series: Timeshift



The Phoenix Affair (offsite link)
Author: Bill Koenig
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 1996
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Other male canonical, Original male, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Period: Post-series
Summary: Solo and Kuryakin unexpectedly encounter an old foe.
Series: Timeshift



The Kuryakin Facsimilie (offsite link)
Author: Blondie
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Adult      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/female original
Summary: A costume party? And what would I go as?



Ransom (offsite link)
Author: Blondie
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: General      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: The failed mission hadn't lost him a night's sleep; overwhelming guilt had seen to that.




Acts of Sabotage (offsite link)
Author: Blondie
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Restricted      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: Illya Kuryakin had to admit it, he couldn't have planned things better himself.



The Back Door Affair (offsite link)
Author: Bluesky
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Adult      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: It had started all so innocently with a leak in his ceiling and some repair and construction.



The Lizard's Leg and Owlet's Wing Affair (772 K) (Format: pdf )
Author: C.W. Walker
Format: Novel       Status: Complete      
Genre: Het       Category: Drama, Romance
Rating: Restricted      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Other female canonical, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/female original, Illya/female original
Period: During series
Summary: Solo and Kuryakin travel to a remote island in Scotland and find themselves caught between Thrush and a family of witches.

Series: St. Crispin's Day Society series
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The Back by Midnight Affair (offsite link)
Author: Calatrice
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Summary: A fairy tale. Cinder-Illya.



The Chesapeake Affair (offsite link)
Author: Chajka
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Other male canonical
Summary: We've had disturbing news from our operatives in Baltimore.



The Ransom of the Uncle Chief (offsite link)
Author: Chajka
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly
Summary: It looked like a good idea at the time but wait till I tell you.



The Man Overboard Affair (offsite link)
Author: ChannelD
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2014
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Restricted      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: Napoleon says it's their 50th mission. Illya disagrees with his count. When the mission seems like an epic fail it takes both of their ingenuity – along with their imbedded trust in one another – to pull it out of the water.



Easter Egg/Birdwatching (offsite link)
Author: charismaz
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo
Summary: When he tilted his head up and to the left, a window framed the pocket-sized birds that played and flittered in the long grasses.



On the Couch (7 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male
Period: During series
Summary: Why can't you sleep, Mr. Solo? - a call and response fic - written with Avery11
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A Healthy Glow (8 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: Napoleon gets a lesson in following directions.
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Be Afraid (10 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Post-series
Summary: Napoleon takes his grandson to his first baseball game and Illya stays home with their grandaughter. Be very afraid.
Series: Mouth of Babes
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Friday Night Insanity (11 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: It's just another Friday night in the ER when two guys stumble in.
Series: Working Stiffs
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Keeping it Clean (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male
Summary: Even a cafeteria worker can make a difference just being a good listener
Series: Working Stiffs
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An Illya Christmas Story (2 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Drabble       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: Illya learns a lesson about drinking too much egg nog
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Reason to be Thankful (28 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Friendship
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: Napoleon discovers a reason to be thankful this holiday
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I've Got My Eye on You (5 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: Warning - pun ahead! Illya meets his new neighbor.
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Time, Gentlemen, Please (14 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: Being the Pub from UNCLE takes a special kind of bartender - at times one who can shoot first and ask questions later.
Series: Working Stiffs
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The Last Minute (14 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Het      
Rating: Adult      
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Pairings: Illya/female original
Period: During series
Summary: A split second decision often means the difference between life and death - as Illya discovers.
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The Wonderfulness of it All Affair (29 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Period: During series
Summary: When Kelly Robinson and Alexander Scott come up against two of UNCLE's finest - the sparks start to fly - cross with I Spy
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The Fly by Night Affair (41 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Even UNCLE agents can use a little help, especially in Gotham City - cross with Keaton's Batman
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Ruling the Mind (10 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Angst, Friendship
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Why is Illya always so hungry? Sometimes it has nothing to do with food.
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Ready to Copy (13 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male
Summary: There are no ordinary jobs at UNCLE. Even the copier repair guy's important
Series: Working Stiffs
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The Slightly Out of Hand Affair (33 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male
Summary: The only thing worse than a bored UNCLE agent is four of them.
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Bumps in the Night (5 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Angst
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Period: During series
Summary: Written for the Summer Solstice challenge - Illya and an Innocent take refuge in a house - The Belasco Mansion - Hell House
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The Pavlov Affair (63 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, April Dancer, Mark Slate, Original male, Original female
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: Waverly's been kidnapped and Napoleon is now Section One Number One, but why is he acting so strange?
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Venom (5 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Angst, Hurt/Comfort
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: One snake bite, two victims, and just one wish granted. An LJ Easter Egg
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Say Ah (12 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Summary: Rendering comfort and aid takes on a whole new meaning when it's with Section Two agents - intro to Nurse Nellie
Series: Working Stiffs
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Third Time (27 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Het      
Rating: Adult       Notices: Explicit sex, Group sex
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/female original, Illya/female original
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: Starts het ends slash - when a girl spent a night of wild sex with her two best guys - what could possible happener? Very explicit!
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To Play, To Dream (3 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Episode-related
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin
Period: Pre-series, During series
Summary: A little boy makes a promise. A man breaks it.
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Ghost (17 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Period: Post-series
Summary: There's a new addition to the Solo household and it's not what you think. A Mouth of Babes story
Series: Mouth of Babes
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The Pahoehoe Affair (73 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: THRUSH brings a whole new meaning to the term 'acid rain.'
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The Winkin, Blinkin and Nodd Affair (17 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Friendship, Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, April Dancer, Mark Slate
Summary: If only he could get some sleep, Napoleon could conquer anything. if only he could get some sleep.
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Come Into My Parlor Affair (66 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Friendship
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Other male canonical
Period: During series
Summary: Someone is killing the Section Two CEAs and guess who's next?
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Hair Today (20 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Het      
Rating: Adult      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Pairings: Illya/female original
Period: During series
Summary: Nurse Nellie gets a great start to her vacation.
Series: Nurse Nellie
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Fool's Errand (8 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: Napoleon and Illya are sent to track down a missing journalist.
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Tickled Pink (22 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Baseball, laundry, hanging dolls from a ceiling fan - it's all go at the Solo homestead
Series: Mouth of Babes
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The Scrooge Affair (32 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Summary: Mr. Waverly has three visitors Christmas Eve
Series: The Vermont Series
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Music of the Night (4 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Drabble       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: Napoleon discovers the dangers of 'dancing' to a one-note song
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Making it Add Up (11 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male
Summary: When an accountant discovers a THRUSH among the UNCLE agents, how can he possibly alert Napoleon? By approving his expense vouchers, of course
Series: Working Stiffs
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Every Dog, Every Day (52 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: THRUSH comes calling and Illya finds help from a strange ally.
Series: Mouth of Babes
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The Night He Came Home Affair (26 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly
Period: During series
Summary: UNCLE plays host to a VIP from The Surte - hopefully they can survive the visit. Cross with The Pink Panter
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Gotcha (18 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Paybacks are always female dogs - Napoleon should know this by now.
Sequel to: Are You Bored?
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The Last Man Out Affair (86 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Post-series
Summary: Illya experiences Survivor's guilt and Napoleon had to find a solution or lose his partner
Series: The Vermont Series
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Clean up on Aisle One (12 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male
Summary: Ever wonder what kind of store they might have inside of UNCLE HQ and what they would carry?
Series: Working Stiffs
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A Little Naughty (12 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Het      
Rating: Adult       Notices: Explicit sex
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Pairings: Illya/female original
Period: During series
Summary: Nellie has a very good night and Illya doesn't suffer much either.
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The Touring Affair (109 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Friendship, Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: Napoleon and Illya set out on a cross country rally unaware that they have been misidenitifed as drug runners.
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Warm (7 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Het       Category: Episode-related
Rating: Adult      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Pairings: Illya/female original
Period: During series
Summary: Where was Illya's mind while he was being 'conditoned' in Master's Touch
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The California Valley Affair (117 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Period: Time-shifted
Summary: A dying agent leaves behind a code hidden in comic books. It's up to Napoleon and Illya to decipher it and save the world.
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The Fruitcake Affair (44 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: It wouldn't be the holidays without fruitcake and when Mrs. Waverly decides to deliver them in person, THRUSH will never be the same.
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The Midnight Dreary Affair (83 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Pairings: Illya/female original
Period: Post-series
Summary: Someone is maiming both THRUSH and UNCLE agents and an uneasy alliance is formed to get to the bottom of it.
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Chill Out (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Hurt/Comfort
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: How could Napoleon be so cold and Illya be so hot?
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Once the Ink Dries (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Summary: Napoleon has a special request of a Working Stiff tattoo artist
Series: Working Stiffs
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Idle Hands (4 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly
Period: During series
Summary: Someone finds a way to spice up a staff meeting.
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Christmas Spirits (10 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo
Summary: Everyone can use a little help, especially on Chrsitmas Eve and even if it's a bit spirited!
Series: Working Stiffs
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Clean as a Whistle (18 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Period: During series
Summary: Even a maid can be a capable field agent when properly motivated.
Series: Working Stiffs
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Reflections (7 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Angst, Friendship
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo
Period: Post-series
Summary: A second chance is only good if you know what to do with it. Prequel to Flexing Your Muscles, but not a Working Stiffs story
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The Checkmate Affair (25 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, April Dancer, Mark Slate
Period: During series
Summary: Manipulating enemies is Napoleon's specialty. Making them think they're winning - his gift.
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The Crab Apple Cove Affair (13 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Angst, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: New Year's Eve is going very badly for Illya. thankfully, help is close at hand.
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Till the Cows Come Home Affair (35 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: When Napoleon's father had a heart attack, Napoleon and Illya head home to run the farm - or will it run them?
Series: The Vermont Series
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Valet Parking (20 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Summary: Ever wonder who operates UNCLE parking garage?
Series: Working Stiffs
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The Friday the 13th Affair (12 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Period: During series
Summary: When Friday the 13th rolls around, not even Illya Kuryain is safe.
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One Miracle at a Time (20 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Post-series
Summary: Illya's mother has a big confession to make, it could change Illya's life to its very core
Sequel to: Mounds of Mistletoe
Series: Mouth of Babes
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Full Circle (15 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Friendship
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: Napoleon helps Illya keep a promise.
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Daughter's Day (29 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Period: Post-series
Summary: Leon decides to take his two oldest kids to UNCLE HQ - the place may never be the same.
Sequel to: Stacking the Odds
Series: Mouth of Babes
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The Headless Horseman Affair (46 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Episode-related
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: Napoleon and Illya are hot on the trail of THRUSH's latest weapon or is it something more in keeping with the season? Baw ha ha!
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The Smooth as Glass Affair (141 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male, Original female
Period: During series
Summary: When THRUSH sets their sights on melting the Sahara Desert, it's Napoleon and Illya to the rescue.
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For All the Crying Children (21 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Angst, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Period: During series
Summary: When Napoleon and a young child are trapped beneath a demolished building a special UNCLE agent is needed to rescue them.
Series: Working Stiffs
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Time and Time Again (23 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Crossover
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: Illya having horrific visions of a planet with twin suns and a red sky. And what does it have to do with a fob watch? A MFU/DW cross
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It's in the Cards Affair (116 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2010
Genre: Slash       Category: Adventure, Erotica, Friendship, Pre-slash
Rating: Adult       Notices: Explicit sex
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: There's a traitor in UNCLE and the only clue is a tarot card.
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Twas the Night Before Christmas (24 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: The grandfathers decide to take all five grandkids to New York alone. ho, ho, ho.
Series: Mouth of Babes
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The Ring of Truth (13 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Friendship
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Why does Illya wear that wedding ring?
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In the Blink of an Eye Affair (40 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Crossover male
Period: Post-series
Summary: All five Section One heads have been kidnapped by THRUSH. To rescue them, you'd need to be invisible. Good thing Dan Westin is
Series: MFU/IM
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In a Perfect World (24 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Friendship, Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Two women at Alex's and Irina's school are accused of being lesbians and fired. Napoleon and Illya aren't pleased.
Series: Mouth of Babes
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Carpe Noctem (13 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Het      
Rating: General       Notices: Explicit sex
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Period: During series
Summary: Just when Nurse Nellie thinks no one remembers her on Valentine's Day.
Series: Nurse Nellie
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What's Up, Doc? (7 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Napoleon knows a secret.
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Come Snow (22 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Het       Category: Erotica
Rating: Adult       Notices: Explicit sex
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Pairings: Illya/female original
Period: During series
Summary: Stuck in a cold room, what are two normal adults supposed to do? Play backgammon?
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Bottoms Up! (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Friendship
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: Why do they do what they do? Napoleon is feeling philosophical. Illya's just feeling hung over.
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A Little Christmas Naughty (19 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Het      
Rating: Adult      
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Pairings: Illya/female original
Period: During series
Summary: Illya - mistletoe, could there be a more perfect match? Not to Nurse Nellie's way of thinking.
Sequel to: A Little Naughty
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Boxing Day (5 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Friendship, Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: Napoleon and Illya talk about not keeping New Year's resolutions.
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Painting a Pretty Picture (11 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Summary: Ever wonder how the walls of UNCLE HQ stay so nice and gray? And it doesn't hurt that he has a secret power to boot.
Series: Working Stiffs
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The Bagpipe Affair (56 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Original male, Original female
Period: During series
Summary: Illya's sent undercover with a band to see if the riots they incited are the organizer's plan or if a little bird is involved
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Just Lucky I Guess (28 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Het      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Pairings: Illya/female original
Period: During series
Summary: A chance meeting with Illya makes Nellie realize that everything and nothing has changed.
Series: Nurse Nellie
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Peanut Butter Wars (21 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Post-series
Summary: Only Illya could make choosing a peanut butter into war, but war it is.
Series: Mouth of Babes
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Always in the Market (13 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Period: During series
Summary: When UNCLE wants to rent a safe house, where does it go? Why, to its friendly neighborhood real estate agent of course.
Series: Working Stiffs
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Are You Soulmates (15 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: Stuck in a cell, Napoleon and Illya take a little quiz to pass the time.
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Home (16 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Post-series
Summary: It's where the Heart is.
Series: Mouth of Babes
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First Steps (56 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Ever wonder what it was like before Napoleon became head of Section Two and his adventures once he did?
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Can't Live With Him (16 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: But he can't live without him either. This is poor Napoleon's lament.
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Are You Bored? (24 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: Illya Kuryakin is bored - that's not a good thing
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Art Imitating Life (11 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: Just where does Illya go on Thursday nights?
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The Cyanide Flats Affair (150 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Post-series
Summary: Scientists are killing themselves and the only thing they have in common is nothing
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The Clothes Make the Man Affair (65 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: Bullet proof. underwear? What will THRUSH think of next?
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Illya's Big Day Out (21 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Don't you hate it when UNCLE agents won't stay put?
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Graveyard Shift (11 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male
Summary: Somebody has to clean up the bodies after UNCLE and THRUSH have fought. It's not a pleasant job, but someone has to do it.
Series: Working Stiffs
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The Vinea Vitreaus Affair (147 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Novellette/Novella       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Episode-related
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Other male canonical, Original male, Original female
Pairings: Illya/female original
Period: During series
Summary: Someone is destroying Napa Valley wine - is the world next? It will be if Napoleon, Illya and Arsene can't stop them
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The Are You Being Served Affair (65 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: Napoleon and Illya need new suits and guess where they end up? At the hands of the helpful staff of Grace Brothers.
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A Heartbeat at Their Feet (14 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Holed up in an abandoned cabin during a storm, Illya and a senator's daughter experience some holiday magic.
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The Tigers are Gone (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Episode-related, Friendship
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Period: During series
Summary: A follow up to The Tigers are Coming - just why was Napoleon acting so strange?
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A Family Affair (45 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Post-series
Summary: When a tragedy strikes Napoleon's family, he decides it's time for some changes, if only to protect his pig headed partner.
Sequel to: Tickled Pink
Series: Mouth of Babes
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Attention, Class (18 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: A Survival instructor learns to practice what he teaches.
Series: Working Stiff
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The Wanderers (19 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Summary: Adults need to be careful what they say to children.
Series: Mouth of Babes
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In the Garden (13 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male
Period: During series
Summary: His job is to tend the graves of the fallen UNCLE agents. It's just after Memorial Day when he notices the new grave.
Series: Working Stiffs
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Boys and Their Toys (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: You should never leave Napoleon and Illya unsupervised for long
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Breaking the Mold (16 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Post-series
Summary: Illya discovers Napoleon isn't the only one with skeletons in his closet.
Sequel to: Checkmate
Series: Mouth of Babes
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A New Lease on Life (22 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Post-series
Summary: Napoleon and Illya face their biggest affair yet - Retirement!
Series: Mouth of Babes
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The And Now a Word from our Sponsor Affair (38 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Friendship, Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Napoleon and Illya go undercover to inflitrate a THRUSH ad agency. What they find isn't pretty - warnings for language, violence, and body waxing.
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New York Dreaming (13 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Friendship, Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: Napoleon and Illya play 'what if?'
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The Whipping Cream, Ping Pong Balls, and Three Little Kittens Affair (97 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: A microdot sends the guys in opposite directions trying to find the bad guys. And nothing is safe!
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A Man's Real Strength (13 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male
Summary: His job is to build dams, not blow them up. Illya has other thoughts.
Series: Working Stiffs
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The Grampa Affair (12 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Summary: Being a grandfather isn't for cowards!
Series: Mouth of Babes
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The Happy Sails Affair (151 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly, Original male, Original female
Pairings: Illya/female original
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: Napoleon and Illya go undercover on a cruise ship to see who's behind THRUSH's latest world domination scheme
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The Fawlty Affair (34 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: Illya is sent to England to track down a new THRUSH threat. Guess what hotel he check in to?
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How Do You Do? (22 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Het       Category: Erotica
Rating: General       Notices: Explicit sex
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Pairings: Illya/female original
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: Taking Illya home to meet the parents can be a risky proposition
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The Beetlejuice Affair (16 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General       Notices: Character death
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Say it once, say it twice, third times the charm - Napoleon and Illya meet the ghost with the most.
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FLW (10 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Het      
Rating: General       Notices: Explicit sex
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/female original
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: Taking Napoleon home to meet the 'rents is even dicier
Sequel to: How Do You Do?
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Baby, Baby (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male
Period: During series
Summary: Napoleon comes home to a bundle of trouble, wrapped in a blue blanket.
Series: Mouth of Babes
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Apple of His Eye (12 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male, Original female
Period: Post-series
Summary: Illya discovers his daughter is working for the other side. What's a father to do?
Sequel to: Breaking the Mold
Series: Mouth of Babes
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Checkmate (6 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male
Period: Post-series
Summary: Leon learns that you can't out-fox Napoleon, even if you're his son.
Sequel to: Coming Home to Roost
Series: Mouth of Babes
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My Brother's Keeper (10 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Drabble       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Friendship
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly
Period: Pre-series, During series, Post-series
Summary: Even a super agent like Napoleon needs some help at times.
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Lights Out (38 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Het       Category: Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Pairings: Napoleon/female original
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: Blinded, Napoleon tries to decide which is easier, living or dying. Love helps.
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The Glitter Gulch Affair (43 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Post-series
Summary: Napoleon and Illya had to Las Vegas to uncover a scam and to discover its THRUSH roots
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The Run No Header Affair (73 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male, Original female
Period: Post-series
Summary: THRUSH has a new memory storage device and UNCLE wants it, but not as badly as the Japanese do.
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To Nellie (10 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Het       Category: Angst
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Pairings: Illya/female original
Period: During series
Summary: A Nurse Nellie story - Their relationship from Illya's PoV
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The White Elephant Affair (43 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: Just how hard could it be to get THRUSH to steal a new secret weapon? It could get you killed.
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A Rare Find Indeed (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Summary: Napoleon and Illya go to the ends of the earth to track down a rare element. Warning, very silly
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The Twelve Days of Christmas ala Napoleon Solo (13 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Napoleon has his own way of celebrating Christmas
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The Me and My Mummy Affair (133 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: Napoleon and Illya head to Egypt to unravel the Curse of Hatshepsut and try to avoid being sent into the West.
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Mounds of Mistletoe (54 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Post-series
Summary: Christmas is a time for surprises and Illya is by no means immune to them - no matter the form they take.
Series: Mouth of Babes
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The Break a Few Eggs Affair (127 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: The King of Thailand has been assasinated and it's up to Napoleon and Illya to get the crew who filmed it home safely.
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The Mistletoe Affair (161 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: Napoleon heads home to Vermont for Christmas, but home was never like this before
Series: The Vermont Series
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Have Your Cake (2 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Friendship, Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Sometimes, the best part about having friends is knowing they understand you, even when they don't.
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All Good Things Must Come to an End Affair (33 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Alexander Waverly
Period: During series
Summary: Napoleon has gone missing and it falls to Illya to retrace his partner's footsteps and realize how different their lives are away from UNCLE.
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An Almost Christmas Naughty (9 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Period: During series
Summary: Nellie shows up at the wrong apartment following a wild party.
Series: Naughty Nellie
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A New Beginning (24 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Period: Post-series
Summary: Something old, something new, it's time for a wedding in the Solo household, if they can stop Geneve from crying and Alex from throwing up.
Series: Mouth of Babes
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The Food of the Gods Affair (62 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Adventure, Friendship, Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: Exploding Watermelons? Is nothing sacred to THRUSH? Apparently not as Napoleon and Illya investigate an attach on a Vermont field office
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Just Lucky (6 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Napoleon has a good luck charm.
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Revenge (4 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Napoleon pays for a Christmas prank.
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An Itchy Predicament (41 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Post-series
Summary: Leon and Lisle are off on vacation, not knowing that all four of their children are coming down with chicken pox. Poor Grampy and Poppy.
Series: Mouth of Babes
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Not All Fun and Games (21 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Angst, Friendship
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Post-series
Summary: THRUSH has gotten inside the house and Napoleon has to decide exactly what to do about it.
Sequel to: Home
Series: Mouth of Babes
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Benched (5 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Friendship
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: Sometimes you can learn a lot by just watching. And some times the great lesson can be taught without intention.
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Taken for Granite Affair (113 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Badly injured by THRUSH, Napoleon heads home to Vermont to recuperate and attend his niece's wedding. Do you hear a car blowing up?
Sequel to: The Mistletoe Affair
Series: The Vermont Series
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Pillow Talk (2 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Friendship
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: Late at night, Illya and Napoleon talk.
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A Cinderella Ghost Story (22 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Period: Post-series
Summary: Sometimes Prince Charming comes in the shape of a short blond Russian with a limp - Cowritten with GeorgiaMagnolia
Sequel to: Mounds of Mistletoe
Series: Mouth of Babes
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Elevated Thoughts (12 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Period: During series
Summary: What would you say to a Section 2 in the elevator?
Series: Working Stiffs
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The Addams Affair (23 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: You never know who you are going to meet on a lonely road in the middle of the night. Cross with Addams Family
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A Grandfather's Right (20 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Post-series
Summary: It's a grandfather's right to over react, just as it is his right to make up for it.
Series: Mouth of Babes
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Naturally Driven (20 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Het      
Rating: Adult      
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Pairings: Illya/female original
Period: During series
Summary: Illya demonstrates to a fellow agent how to blow off a little steam
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Girls, Girls, Girls (34 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Post-series
Summary: Alex is discovering girls. What's a grandfather to do, especially if he's Napoleon Solo?
Sequel to: Twas the Night Before Christmas
Series: Mouth of Babes
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The Northstar Affair (17 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: It's off to summer camp for Illya. And Napoleon Solo - sex slave?? Crossed with Meatballs
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Riders of the Storm Affair (83 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: Entire towns are being destroyed. THRUSH has to be behind it, don't they? Hard to tell when The Doctor's involved.
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Hard Rider (11 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male, Original female
Period: Post-series
Summary: Napoleon overhears his son and grasps the wrong end of the stick.
Sequel to: Breaking the Mold
Series: Mouth of Babes
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The Now You See Him Affair (33 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Angst, Friendship
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: Post-series
Summary: A cross with Invisible Man - Illya's been dead and buried for thirteen years now. and what Napoleon discovers is the surprise of a lifetime
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The 747 Affair (5 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Can't they get any peace, even in first class on an airplane? Talk about the unfriendly skies.
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Take Me Home (63 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Period: Post-series
Summary: Napoleon goes home to say good bye one last time.
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The Mickey Mouse Affair (53 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: Napoleon and Illya hit Disneyland - will it ever be the same?
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Walking the Walk (12 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male
Summary: A new Section 2 has to decide if he can cut it or not.
Series: Working Stiffs
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Eating Right (19 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original female
Period: During series
Summary: If you are what you eat, how do you get UNCLE agents to eat properly?
Series: Working Stiffs
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The Till the Cows Come Home Affair (35 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: After his father has a heart attack, Napoleon heads home to take care of the farm and drags his partner along for the ride.
Sequel to: The Taken for Granite Affair
Series: The Vermont Series
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The Taken for Granite Affair (113 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: After Napoleon is seriously injured, Illya take him back to Vermont to recuperate.
Series: The Vermont Series
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A Good idea at the Time (11 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: Illya goes on vacation, but it doesn't feel right - what could he be missing?
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Coming Home to Roost (8 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male
Summary: Illya meets a familiar young man from long ago.
Sequel to: Baby, Baby
Series: Mouth of Babes
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Out of Control (5 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Angst, Episode-related
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: Illya's kidnapping pushes both agents to the brink.
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Stacking the Odds (10 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Summary: Sometimes it's hard to make the connections, especially when you are a little girl
Series: Mouth of Babes
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Nothing to Hide (28 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Friendship, Hurt/Comfort
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Period: During series
Summary: Two UNCLE agents carry information that can destroy the world and they are intent upon getting home- THRUSH has other ideas.
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In My Life (6 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Drabble       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Angst
Rating: General      
Summary: Alone on his birthday, Illya broods about what has been and will never be again.
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Durian Dreaming (offsite link)
Author: Clare Chew
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Restricted      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: Before this assignment, Napoleon had never seen a durian. Now he would be glad to never set eyes on one again.



Spiderweb (offsite link)
Author: Cord Smithee
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Adult      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: "Spiderwebs? In Kiev, you can get ornaments—" He handed me one glass and pulled a chair out from the chess board "—wire and glass, spiderwebs with spiders, so there is always one on the tree.



Bewitched (offsite link)
Author: Cord Smithee
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Adult      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Illya/female original
Summary: It was easier enduring Napoleon's company with the scent of perfume dabbed on his collar and the memory of warmth fresh upon his skin.



Hands (offsite link)
Author: Cord Smithee
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Restricted      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: Blacksmith's hands, he remembered thinking when he first caught sight of them.



Parachute (offsite link)
Author: Cord Smithee
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Adult      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Illya/female canonical
Summary: Napoleon glanced at his partner across the traditional post-mission banquet--sauerbraten and dark German beer, this time--and grinned. "How was your stewardess?"




The Book Scholar Affair (offsite link)
Author: Cord Smithee
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Restricted      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: Beer in hand, Napoleon strolled across to the bookshelves. Illya's library.



Leather (offsite link)
Author: Cord Smithee
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Adult      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: "We met in Bonn," Napoleon corrected.



Fine Print: The Connections Remix (offsite link)
Author: Curuchamion
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Napoleon gets a wedding invitation from an old flame.



The Just Desserts Affair (offsite link)
Author: Cynara
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Adult      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: Napoleon recounts and plans.



The Surly Bonds Affair (offsite link)
Author: Cynara
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Adult      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: He just had never expected to be the one left, the one to go on.



The Second Helping Affair (offsite link)
Author: Cynara
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Adult      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: It was very good dessert.
Sequel to: The Just Desserts Affair



Mongoose (offsite link)
Author: cynara and periwinkle
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Gen       Category: Humor
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Mr. Waverly couldn't wait to hear Mr. Solo's story.

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