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49 Things that Probably Didn't Happen to the UNCLE and One that Probably Did. (offsite link)
Author: kleenexwoman       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: The title says it all!

Aching Like Birds (offsite link)
Author: drworm       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Napoleon and Illya suffer some setbacks in a Thrush compound in India.

Acts of Sabotage (offsite link)
Author: Blondie       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Illya Kuryakin had to admit it, he couldn't have planned things better himself.

The Affair for Affairs Affair (offsite link)
Author: Darklady       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: The East Germans will not work with you comfortably unless Strasenhaur believe he has some leverage. So he will continue to probe for a weakness until he either finds or creates one.

After Querido (offsite link)
Author: Nsandik, L. White       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Musings on a relationship

After the Ball (offsite link)
Author: Ariadne       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Shards and flashes of memories from yesterday and last night wheeled through his aching brain. It was the silly Christmas party one of Napoleon's females had invited them to.

The Agent's Life (3 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Periwinkle       Format: Vignette       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: 5 drabbles reflecting the life of an agent, mainly written in Illya's POV. Most were written for "Slash The Drabble"

The Aldermaston Affair (offsite link)
Author: Elijahwildchild       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Easter 1963. Cold season. Cold War. The Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament holds its annual Easter protest march from the Atomic Weapons Establishment at Aldermaston, to London. Amid rumours of Soviet infiltration, Waverly sends his own Russian agent to monitor the event.

All The Kasha They Could Eat (offsite link)
Author: Jest       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: An Illya POV remix of Cord Smithee's Spiderweb.

The All's Fair Affair (offsite link)
Author: Evan Nicholas       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Blackmail: fun for the whole family!

Alpha (offsite link)
Author: Evan Nicholas       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: There was more than one skill a successful agent needed to master.

Amateurs (offsite link)
Author: Emrys       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "Amateurs," Kuryakin muttered through clenched teeth, fighting to keep the car on the road, "I hate amateurs."

Anastasia's Ears (offsite link)
Author: Frau Flora       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "Gentlemen, I have an assignment for you. An important one. You will take care of Anastasia."

And Loved the Sorrows (offsite link)
Author: thedeadparrot       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Even old spies can enjoy autumn in New York.

The Angel of Mercy Affair (offsite link)
Author: Lee the T       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Napoleon is bruised, battered, cold and on the run.

Anticipation (offsite link)
Author: Elise Madrid       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Napoleon and Illya need time for their new relationship.

Artistry (7 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Nappifan       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: artistry (noun): quality of effect

Attack of the Clones (offsite link)
Author: astrid olivia       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Illya giving Napoleon advice on his sex life.

Auld Lang Syne (offsite link)
Author: Shay Sheridan       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: This is their sixth New Year's Eve together. Hopefully it won't be their last

Automatons (offsite link)
Author: edna blackadder       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: This is a remix of "Ecclesiastes,” a fic by epicycles.

The Back Door Affair (offsite link)
Author: Bluesky       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: It had started all so innocently with a leak in his ceiling and some repair and construction.

The Baden-Baden Switch-Switch Affair (offsite link)
Author: Elijahwildchild       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "Mr Kuryakin is already in Baden-Baden," said Waverly casually, although, knowing the Old Man, I'm sure the revelation was planned with surgical precision.


Baker's Dozen (offsite link)
Author: Evan Nicholas       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Woulda been, coulda been, shoulda been.

Bare Hands (offsite link)
Author: saki101       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: as self-assured as he was, he didn't dare think that what he seemed to see was possible.

Becalmed (offsite link)
Author: Jane Fairfax       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "Do we set sail now?” Kuryakin asked, looking wistfully at the only too solid dock they were about to relinquish.

Bedroom Toys (offsite link)
Author: nicole dannais       Format: Video       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Music: Bedroom Toys/Duran Duran

Being Alive (offsite link)
Author: wiccagirl24       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Aftermath of Napoleon's capture by Thrush.

The Bespectacled Affair (offsite link)
Author: utopiantrunks       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Illya needs to buy a new pair of reading glasses. Napoleon comes along to help.

The Best is Yet to Come Affair (offsite link)
Author: Veronica       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Good things come to those who save the world.

Bewitched (offsite link)
Author: Cord Smithee       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: It was easier enduring Napoleon's company with the scent of perfume dabbed on his collar and the memory of warmth fresh upon his skin.

A Bittersweet Christmas (31 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: YumYumPM       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: The Christmas Holidays are here and Napoleon decides to show his partner a Christmas he'll never forget.

Black (offsite link)
Author: sensine       Format: Vignette       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Black was all Illya could see, even with his eyes wide open.

Blue Diamonds (offsite link)
Author: saki101       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Illya sets a honey-trap. Napoleon reflects.


The Blue Room (offsite link)
Author: Suzan Lovett       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "And you may go in every room of the house and see everything that is there,
but into the Blue Room you must not go."
Tag to "The Nowhere Affair"

Bohemian Like You (offsite link)
Author: PR Zed       Format: Video       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: multi-series crossover
Music: Bohemian Like You//Dandy Warhols

The Book Scholar Affair (offsite link)
Author: Cord Smithee       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Beer in hand, Napoleon strolled across to the bookshelves. Illya's library.

Botticelli (offsite link)
Author: Elizabeth Bear       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "Your name begins with the letter K."
"I knew that."

Breaking Glass (offsite link)
Author: elmey       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Three may keep a secret--this follows the events of "The Master's Touch Affair."

Broken Man Affair, The (offsite link)
Author: Nsandik       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Thrush only had Solo for a few hours but it was enough to break him. Now the Crazy Russian wants to know what they did to him and he's not afraid to take a little revenge as he seeks to learn the truth.

Calculus (offsite link)
Author: elmey       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: "You know," Napoleon grumbled into the darkness, "this is not exactly how I expected this rescue to go."

Call it What You Like (24 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Linda Cornett       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult

Cat Got Nine Lives (offsite link)
Author: kleenexwoman       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: "Quantum signature chances upset you?" he asks.

The Chapter's End (offsite link)
Author: xisney       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Illya Kuryakin leaves U.N.C.L.E. and Napoleon after a display of their homosexuality. Napoleon seeks Illya out to try to mend any damage of their relationship.

Charmed Life (offsite link)
Author: tomfooltook28       Format: Video       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Music: Charmed Life/The Divine Comedy

Cherchez La Femme (offsite link)
Author: Shayheyred       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Napoleon is a slave to his libido.

Chiaroscuro (offsite link)
Author: Katya Baturinsky       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: The silence between them is comfortable, but Illya can feel a faint sense of anticipation, of something waiting just offstage.

The Children's Night Affair (offsite link)
Author: T. Gabrielle       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: "Your boys have grown very close,” Carlo Farenti said.

Christmas Present (offsite link)
Author: T. Gabrielle       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: The car skidded once again and Napoleon sighed, checking his watch for the fifteenth time in as many minutes. "We're going to miss our plane," he said.

Clarity (offsite link)
Author: Irene Heron       Format: Vignette       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: If they squinted, those blurry lines snapped into focus.

Close (offsite link)
Author: Evan Nicholas       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Napoleon considers it an asset.

The Clothes Make the Man Affair (offsite link)
Author: Graculus       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Written for the 2009 Down the Chimney challenge - at/in/regarding a museum, alter-egos, awkward/confined spaces

Comfort and Joy (offsite link)
Author: Elijahwildchild       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Napoleon really needs to watch Illya's back.

The Communicator and an Open Mind Affair (offsite link)
Author: bigbluemeany       Format: Video       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Music: Hands Clean/Alanis Morissette

Correlations (offsite link)
Author: Nix       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Napoleon meets Illya's parents for the first time.

Countdown of the Morning Hours (offsite link)
Author: Spotsy       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Napoleon is away on a mission and Illya is lonely. Prompted by the song, Black Coffee by Peggy Lee.

Counterpoint (offsite link)
Author: Julia Justina       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: There is a musical term that describes two different tunes played at the same time, that somehow merge and become one composition.


Critical Distance (offsite link)
Author: jesse       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Why on earth would he say no?

Critical Intent (offsite link)
Author: jessebee       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Getting may be more dangerous than wanting

The D.R.E.A.M. Machine Affair (281 K) (Format: pdf )
Author: Linda White       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted

A Damn Fine Job (offsite link)
Author: aces       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: There is time now. Tag for "Gurnius Affair".

Dangerous Liaisons (offsite link)
Author: Nicole DAnnais       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: He'd rather go in gun first, but this mission required a little more restraint, and it was worth it.

The Dangling Conversation (offsite link)
Author: Evan Nicholas       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Perspective was odd that way.

The Dangling Conversation (offsite link)
Author: Nickovetch       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Does Chinese food go with vodka? You be the judge

A Dark Night in Mexico (32 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: YumYumPM       Format: Zine       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Stories are usually written where Illya is the melancolia and down one. What if Napoleon was that way and Illya had to do all in his power to turn him back to the suave man-about-town we all know?

The Dark of Night Affair (offsite link)
Author: Kei       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Illya goes undercover -- with fangs.

The Darkness Abides Affair (offsite link)
Author: georgiesmith       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: After the events of "The Thrush Roulette Affair", Illya begins to have nightmares.

A Date to Remember (30 K) (Format: html , text-only )
Author: YumYumPM       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Napoleon Solo can date any female he wants, then one night he realizes that who he wants isn't female. Just that thought alone could be the death of him.
Originally posted 12/16/03
Revised


Dated (offsite link)
Author: Nix       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: The book was, stereotypically, small and black.

Derivation of Things Unknown (offsite link)
Author: theladyrose       Format: Vignette       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Illya muses on mastering languages.

Dill (offsite link)
Author: saki101       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: "I don't think you're quite done needing me,” Illya said. (Terbuf tag)

Discretionary Powers (offsite link)
Author: Xparrot       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: U.N.C.L.E. effects a change in policy, and Illya takes advantage.

Dishevelled (offsite link)
Author: Julia Justina       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: He was the most beautiful man I had ever seen, wonderfully dishevelled from being searched.

Doing.Whatever he Has To (offsite link)
Author: ashurbadaktu       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: When Illya sees that Napoleon is thinking inappropriate thoughts about a beautiful THRUSH agent, he takes matters in hand.

The Double Exposure Affair (offsite link)
Author: Veronica       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: A picture is worth a thousand words.

Durian Dreaming (offsite link)
Author: Clare Chew       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Before this assignment, Napoleon had never seen a durian. Now he would be glad to never set eyes on one again.

Easter egg with dogs (offsite link)
Author: Nsandik       Format: Vignette       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: "I think it's time to retire,” muttered Napoleon.

The Electric Espresso Acid Test (offsite link)
Author: kleenexwoman       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: THRUSH's reception area is plush and colorful, softly lit and with marbled walls, paintings and green plants

Epiphania (offsite link)
Author: Aithine Veronica       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Illya's leaving.

Escape Artist (offsite link)
Author: Evan Nicholas       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Just because something goes wrong doesn't mean it's not right.

Every Little Absence (offsite link)
Author: Veronica       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need to know of hell.

Evolution (The Rosebay Affair) (offsite link)
Author: saki101       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Of plants and Thrush and Napoleon and Illya.

Extrapolation (offsite link)
Author: The Rhipodon Society       Format: Vignette       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: "You're a scientist, Illya. Extrapolate."

Fair Warning (offsite link)
Author: saki101       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: When Illya opened the door to their room, Napoleon had two small bottles of vodka from the mini-bar in one hand and a glass in the other.

Fairy Tales (offsite link)
Author: elmey       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: The stories that we tell ourselves.

Falling Back (offsite link)
Author: utopiantrunks       Format: Vignette       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "Why the hell didn't you call me in earlier?"

Fear of Flying (offsite link)
Author: elmey       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: He initialed the transfer order next, it was time to bring Mr. Solo back to New York. There was only one more thing left to do, and that, he already knew, would require time, effort and a certain amount of luck to bring about.

Feed Me (offsite link)
Author: Amethyst Hunter       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: "Answer me, Illya." There's no mistaking the deadliness in Napoleon's tone now. "Why do you always look at food like that?"

A Fine Mess (offsite link)
Author: utopiantrunks       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Illya's improvisations make Napoleon uncomfortable.

Fine Print (offsite link)
Author: theladyrose       Format: Vignette       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Napoleon and Illya on a Sunday morning, a wedding invitation, crossword puzzles and Don Quixote.


Five Times Napoleon Solo Got Lucky (offsite link)
Author: epicycles       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Napoleon is a lucky man.

Fluffathon Ghost Story (offsite link)
Author: azdak       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: The door behind him opens in a certain way, and the hair stands up on the back of Napoleon's neck.

Fool's Russian (offsite link)
Author: Emily Veinglory       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: One could read too much into Illya's comments. Many of them designed, he guessed, to be deliberately obscure.

For Every Action (offsite link)
Author: Xparrot       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: A man's home is his castle, and Napoleon and Illya are laying siege on one another in a fierce, relentless, and very silly war of retribution.

The Fusion Affair (offsite link)
Author: Dorinda       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: It was official. Napoleon Solo was no longer. No longer solo, that is.

Glances (offsite link)
Author: Serenaar       Format: Video       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Music: Nature's Law/Embrace

The Great Cake Massacre Affair (offsite link)
Author: aces       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Illya loves cake.

The Greater Good Affair (offsite link)
Author: farad       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: I suspect this trip will cause you no end of trouble among your peers, Waverly said.

Grow Old With You (offsite link)
Author: Pavlowsdog       Format: Video       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Music: Grow Old With You/from the Musical, The Wedding Singer

The Growing Up Affair (offsite link)
Author: Joolz       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: They were trying to lull her into a sense of security.

Grumpy Old Spies (offsite link)
Author: E. Batagur       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: The UNCLE Organizational flow chart in action.

The Gyptian Caravan Affair (offsite link)
Author: tdancinghands       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Betrayed by their Imperial Russian guides before they even reach their goal, near the Polish-Ukrainian border, Napoleon and Illya find themselves guests of a Gyptians caravan. Crossover with "His Dark Materials"

Half Truths (offsite link)
Author: Lee the T       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Has Mr. Waverly mentioned the satellite office talks with you?" Illya nodded. "He had some questions about the KGB. And about Kiev."

Hands (offsite link)
Author: Cord Smithee       Format: Vignette       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Blacksmith's hands, he remembered thinking when he first caught sight of them.

Head Games (offsite link)
Author: Lee the T       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: While on a mission to sneak a beloved but under-siege leader from a South American country, Napoleon and Illya dance on the edge of a long-ignored attraction.

Heaven or Hell (offsite link)
Author: sensine       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary:
He is lying on the floor in the middle of the Grand Central Station

Heroes (offsite link)
Author: Elise Madrid       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Sometimes, we're much more than we think we are.

The Hope Affair (offsite link)
Author: Irene Heron       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "Illya and I, and Mr. Waverly, too, you could say that we're in the hope business."


Hostel (offsite link)
Author: Emma Leigh       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: The heat was oppressive, the hostel hostile.

How to Bind a Strain (offsite link)
Author: utopiantrunks       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Illya can't seem to let sleeping dogs lie. Tag for "The Gurnius Affair".


How to Save a Life (offsite link)
Author: Spotsy       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Napoleon is captured by Thrush and Illya is forced to face his worst fear. losing Napoleon.

Hugh (offsite link)
Author: Nataliya       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: An old school chum suddenly re-enters Illya's life, much to Napoleon's surprise.

The Ice Man Affair (193 K) (Format: pdf )
Author: Linda White       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted

Illya Lang Syne (offsite link)
Author: Nicole DAnnais       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Illya revisits his past on New Year's Eve

In Praise of Spies: A Man from UNCLE Manifesto (offsite link)
Author: Shayheyred       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: They Made the World Safe for S.L.A.S.H.

In the Shadows (offsite link)
Author: Ravenschild       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: In more morbid moments I contemplate the strangeness that is this life and all the better parts have been filled with the Russian.

The Inhumation Affair (offsite link)
Author: Graculus       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Epiphanies happen in all sorts of places.

Irresistible (offsite link)
Author: jesse       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: "Illya, it's the gas, dammit, you know that, it has to be! I'm feeling it too, but - "

It's in the Cards Affair (116 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: There's a traitor in UNCLE and the only clue is a tarot card.

It's Not Unusual (offsite link)
Author: vysila       Format: Video       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Music: It's not Unusual/Tom Jones

Jingle Tilt (offsite link)
Author: Raisa       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: It had come to his attention, during the past three years, that whenever his partner was at his side, his luck - whether at cards, the wheel, or in a shoot out - improved.

Joust (offsite link)
Author: Taliesin       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Just what are the boys doing and where exactly is this conversation going?

The Just Desserts Affair (offsite link)
Author: Cynara       Format: Vignette       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Napoleon recounts and plans.

Just One More Thing. (88 K) (Format: pdf )
Author: NappiFan       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Alexander Waverly makes an unusual request on the eve of his retirement.

The Key (offsite link)
Author: Ariadne       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: The long-timers said that there was no one worse to encounter on a mission than a rogue agent.

The Key to Christmas (offsite link)
Author: Nicole DAnnais       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Illya pulled the ribbon off the box and opened it.

The Koyaanisqatsi Affair (offsite link)
Author: saklani2       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Napoleon and Illya are investigating a possible THRUSH satrapy on Navajo land, but the real trouble is Napoleon's dissatisfaction with his own life.

The Kuryakin Facsimilie (offsite link)
Author: Blondie       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: A costume party? And what would I go as?

The Last Time (offsite link)
Author: Lee the T       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: They'€™d been together nearly 10 years. Those years didn'€™t show on Illya'€™s face, even now. Maybe they didn'€™t show much on his own, Napoleon thought, but he felt every one of them today.

Leather (offsite link)
Author: Cord Smithee       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: "We met in Bonn," Napoleon corrected.

Left Behind (6 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: elmey       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: He was on his way back from Irbos when he got the call.

Life Is (offsite link)
Author: Marlowe       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: What's the good in sitting alone in your room? Come hear the music play.

Listening Comprehension (offsite link)
Author: utopiantrunks       Format: Vignette       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "I'm fairly sure," he said, "that isn't how it's supposed to go."

Loophole (offsite link)
Author: Evan Nicholas       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: It's that time of year.

Los Vivos y Los Muertos (offsite link)
Author: P.R. Zed       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Napoleon and Illya end up in Oaxaca, Mexico during the Days of the Dead festival and find that they have their own ghosts to deal with.

Lost and Found (offsite link)
Author: Kellie Matthews       Format: Novellette/Novella       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: "Kuryakin here. I've found your missing American and will bring him in as soon as I've finished what I came here to do."

The Louis Armstrong Affair (offsite link)
Author: Veronica       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "Really, Napoleon," Illya muttered, "why can't you find a nice girl who doesn't want to kill you.

Low (offsite link)
Author: Nicole DAnnais       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Napoleon freaks. First of three linked stories.

Macbeth, Macbeth, Macbeth (offsite link)
Author: utopiantrunks       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: "I've got nothing," Napoleon said. "My plans A through F for this evening did not include madmen taking over the Majestic Theatre."


Malchik gey (offsite link)
Author: Jean9K       Format: Video       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Music: Malchik gey/t.A.T.u.

The Man in Women's Clothing Affair (offsite link)
Author: xisney       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Illya comes back from a job distraught after he wears women's clothing to aid in his spy work. Napoleon works to rebuild his ego.

The Man Overboard Affair (offsite link)
Author: ChannelD       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Napoleon says it's their 50th mission. Illya disagrees with his count. When the mission seems like an epic fail it takes both of their ingenuity – along with their imbedded trust in one another – to pull it out of the water.

Maybe Maybe Not (Infinite Possibilities Mashup) (offsite link)
Author: epicycles       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: There are thousands of ways it could happen.

Mele Kalikimaka is the Thing to Say (offsite link)
Author: Jest       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: It had been an impulse and since Napoleon rarely second-guessed his impulses it wasn't until the plane touched down in Honolulu that he started having misgivings.

The Mephisto (Redux) Affair (offsite link)
Author: Elijahwildchild       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Working through the consequences of 'The Mephisto Affair'. Some angst, some action, some banter, some choices. oh and some mushy stuff.

The Mephisto Affair (offsite link)
Author: Elijahwildchild       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Dastardly THRUSH plot, evil scientist, some angst, some banter, guns, fast cars. the usual. Oh - and hope. There's always hope.

Mermaids Explained (offsite link)
Author: Jest       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Napoleon on truth serum. Originally written for Kleenexwoman as part of the 2008 DtC Story Exchange on livejournal.

Merry Christmas to All Affair, The (offsite link)
Author: Nsandik, L. White       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Napoleon and Illya follow a dying man's last words and find themselves in a most unusual Christmas setting.

The Mid Life Crisis Affair (offsite link)
Author: Graculus       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Sometimes a change is as good as a rest.

The Midsummer's Eve Affair (offsite link)
Author: P.R. Zed       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Napoleon and Illya visit Latvia during Midsummer, only to be caught in a Thrush trap.

A Minor Difficulty (80 K) (Format: pdf )
Author: Linda White       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted

Miss Watanabe's Unicorn (offsite link)
Author: Jest       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Try as he might, he was unable to see anything in the colorful pattern.

Missing Dragon Affair, The (offsite link)
Author: Nsandik       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Napoleon and five rookies are missing. Thrush denies involvement. Waverly threatens dire consequences if they do not return his people. But Illya and friends take matters into their own hands, and they enlist some help from Channel R.

More Than a Miracle (offsite link)
Author: Veronica       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: An unscheduled rescue and an unexpected revelation give Napoleon his best Christmas present ever.

Mr. Brightside (offsite link)
Author: orypeci       Format: Video       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Music: Mr. Brightside/The Killers

Mulch Ado About Illya (offsite link)
Author: Keelywolfe       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "How much air do you think we have?"


My Brown Eyed Boy (offsite link)
Author: vysila       Format: Video       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Music: Brown Eyed Girl/Van Morrison

Nevermore (offsite link)
Author: Nyssa       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: It occurred to Illya with startling clarity that he was dying.

The New Partner Affair (offsite link)
Author: utopiantrunks       Format: Artwork       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Napoleon meets his new partner. A fan comic.

The Nietzsche Formula Affair (229 K) (Format: pdf )
Author: Linda White       Format: Novellette/Novella       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Dr. Egret, some Thrush humiliation, and Dmitri who claims to be a vampire.

Nietzsche Formula Affair, The (offsite link)
Author: Nsandik       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Dmitri thinks he's a vampire. Napoleon and Illya are not so sure. Thrush's Dr. Egret only cares about finding what gives him superhuman strength.

Nine Blocks (offsite link)
Author: epicycles       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: This quilt has a novel written in every stitch.in more ways than one.


The Nine Lives Affair (offsite link)
Author: artyartie       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: U.N.C.L.E. didn't pay them nearly enough for this.

Nor Heed the Rumble (offsite link)
Author: utopiantrunks       Format: Novellette/Novella       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Napoleon is having nightmares. Illya pulls out the psychology textbooks. Napoleon fears the dreams may be more than that.

The Off the Rails Affair (16 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Elizabeth Schechter       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: An unexpected train trip leads to a surprise for a certain Russian

One Dark Night (offsite link)
Author: Marlowe       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Napoleon and Illya on one dark night.

The One for My Baby (and One More for the Road) Affair (offsite link)
Author: MJ       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Napoleon reflects on his relationships.

The One Night in April Affair (offsite link)
Author: Nickovetch       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: April Dancer can compete with the boys in Section Two in nearly every way; skill, courage, deception and appetite. Every kind of appetite. M/M/F

One Way-The Downhill Way (offsite link)
Author: sensine       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Illya is out skiing when he encounters a stranger in distress.

Orienteering for Dummies (offsite link)
Author: epicycles       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Subtitle: How to Find Your Way in the Wilderness in Ten Easy Steps

The Orinoco Flow Affair (offsite link)
Author: elijahwildchild       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: "How long do you think the fuel will last, tovarisch?" Napoleon tapped the fuel gauge.


Overtures (offsite link)
Author: saki101       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Since when does someone cancel lunch with me and get invited to dinner? Napoleon asked himself.

Parachute (offsite link)
Author: Cord Smithee       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Napoleon glanced at his partner across the traditional post-mission banquet--sauerbraten and dark German beer, this time--and grinned. "How was your stewardess?"


The PartyTime Affair (296 K) (Format: pdf )
Author: Linda White       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult

Phoenix (offsite link)
Author: Shay Sheridan       Format: Novellette/Novella       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: There were a number of adjectives that Illya Kuryakin might apply to himself, if he were so inclined, but "emotional" was not one of them.

A Piece of the Afikomen (offsite link)
Author: kleenexwoman       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: He became good at keeping secrets.

Poker Night (offsite link)
Author: Viviana       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Napoleon tests his luck in a high-stakes game

Practice Make Perfect (offsite link)
Author: Keelywolfe       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: The question I seem to ask myself most often is: How the hell did I get into this? And, surprise, surprise, every time I ask myself that question, Illya is around.

Present and Accounted For (offsite link)
Author: Lee the T       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: "That's your disguise?” Napoleon Solo's three words generated a sparkly mist in the frigid night air.

The Pyjama Affair (offsite link)
Author: Di T       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Napoleon goes Christmas shopping.

Rain (offsite link)
Author: Nataliya       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "The guy says there's a storm brewing," Chang tells us as he pulls back on the highway.

Ransom (offsite link)
Author: Blondie       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: The failed mission hadn't lost him a night's sleep; overwhelming guilt had seen to that.


Refuge (offsite link)
Author: Nataliya       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: They waited in the mountain safehouse for their colleagues.

The Revenge is Mine Affair (107 K) (Format: pdf )
Author: Linda White       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult

Rewind (offsite link)
Author: elmey       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Sometimes you have to rewind the film to see what you missed the first time.

The Rules (offsite link)
Author: Evan Nicholas       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Being helpful is what friendship is all about.

The S'Mores Affair (120 K) (Format: pdf )
Author: Linda White       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted

The Saturday Affair (offsite link)
Author: Julia Justina       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: It was as sudden as the curtain being opened in the theatre, or a television being switched on. Suddenly he was there, with no idea what had gone before or how he came to find himself in this back alley.

Save This Dance (offsite link)
Author: Xparrot       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Trouble on an assignment has Illya considering his newly changed relationship with Napoleon.

Seafoam (7 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Glenna Meredith       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General

The Second Helping Affair (offsite link)
Author: Cynara       Format: Vignette       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: It was very good dessert.

The Secret Santa Affair (offsite link)
Author: rabidsamfan       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: What do you get for the secret agent who has everything?

Shadowland (offsite link)
Author: elmey       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "You have too many mirrors, Napoleon," he said. "Sometimes I can't tell if it's you I see."

Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Day (offsite link)
Author: unbirthdaydance       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "I'm far too sophisticated for cheap puns like that.”

Shelter (offsite link)
Author: Nataliya       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "They'll be looking for two men, not a man and a woman."

Shelved (offsite link)
Author: Keelywolfe       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: "Who's this?" Napoleon picked up the small drawing that had fallen from the book he'd been studying.

Silent Mahogany and Blues (offsite link)
Author: Keelywolfe       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Even in a cemetery, there was never silence.

The Sleepless Night Affair, Part 1 of 2 (offsite link)
Author: Nsandik, Linda White       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "We are lost,” said the Russian dismally.

The Sleepless Night Affair, Part 2 of 2 (offsite link)
Author: Nsandik, Linda White       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "Are you all right?”
"Yes, of course.” The Russian's voice was subdued.

Snap Judgments (offsite link)
Author: Evan Nicholas       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Fighting. Sulking. Fuming. Innocent drivers harassed.

Snapshots (offsite link)
Author: elmey       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "Illya found the letter on his desk when they returned from Geneva."

Snow (offsite link)
Author: Miss Pamela       Format: Vignette       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: "Napoleon was bored out of his mind, and he was very nearly out of cigarettes. If THRUSH was not going to arrive to provide him with some dangerous entertainment, then he would have to make his own. "

Snow (offsite link)
Author: The Rhipodon Society       Format: Vignette       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: "No one should be out in this," Napoleon said. "You're making *me* be out in this. Come inside."

Snow Gardens (offsite link)
Author: elfin       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Solo glanced out into the snow-covered gardens and saw a figure.

Something's Gotta Give (offsite link)
Author: vysila       Format: Video       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Music: Something's Gotta Give/Frank Sinatra

Sorting Things Out (offsite link)
Author: Jackie Thomas       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Finally Mr Waverly ordered Napoleon to stop looking.

Spiderweb (offsite link)
Author: Cord Smithee       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: "Spiderwebs? In Kiev, you can get ornaments—" He handed me one glass and pulled a chair out from the chess board "—wire and glass, spiderwebs with spiders, so there is always one on the tree.

The Spies Like Us Affair (156 K) (Format: pdf )
Author: Linda White       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Napoleon accepts that he is gay and finds out that he is also Third Level.

Sublimierung (offsite link)
Author: Xparrot       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "I'm sorry you're missing your date," Illya said, at four thousand feet over the South China Sea.

The Surly Bonds Affair (offsite link)
Author: Cynara       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: He just had never expected to be the one left, the one to go on.

Surveillance Report (offsite link)
Author: azdak       Format: Vignette       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "Listen to this!" said Illya.

Survivors (offsite link)
Author: vysila       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Some birthdays are more important than others

Tango (offsite link)
Author: Banshee Caoine       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: "He understands the soul of the tango, your friend." (wayback machine)

Tell Me No Lies (offsite link)
Author: Keelywolfe       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: Trust was as impossible to regain as innocence and it had been years since he'd had either.

That's Me! (offsite link)
Author: spikesgirl58       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Agnes Dabree is back, and she's looking for revenge! A Foothills Tale.

Third (offsite link)
Author: saki101       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "Kyrill wrote Third for me,” Illya replied.

The This Picture is Worth a Few Words Affair (offsite link)
Author: elmey       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Three ficlets: Longings, Lies & Zeitgeist. Written for picture prompts.

Three Minutes to Midnight (offsite link)
Author: utopiantrunks       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: A flare-up in the Cold War prompts a resetting of the Doomsday Clock.

Three Stories (offsite link)
Author: edna blackadder       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Illya wasn't sure why Napoleon had suggested a holiday, or how he had gotten Mr. Waverly's permission, or why he himself had gone along with it.

The Thrush Full of Song Affair (offsite link)
Author: elmey       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: The Christmas Special MFU never had. So it's all about Peace on Earth, Good Will to All(?). and Thrush.

The Treasure Hunt Affair (offsite link)
Author: Elise Madrid       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: A cryptic note left by Napoleon, sends Illya on a hunt.

Treasures (offsite link)
Author: saki101       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Napoleon resumed his study of Doctors Kuryakin and Volker who were donning the last of their scuba gear. Crossover with Around the World Under the Sea

The Triangle Affair (offsite link)
Author: utopiantrunks       Format: Novellette/Novella       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: While Napoleon is temporarily indisposed, Illya is assigned to an affair with Paul Westcott, the U.N.C.L.E. agent from The Deadly Decoy Affair. Napoleon is not nearly as amused as is his partner.

A Trick of the Light, Parts 1 & 2 (offsite link)
Author: Viviana       Format: Novellette/Novella       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: 'That's an awfully big chair for a young man to sit in,' the Director said, in a gritty bass drawl.
Napoleon smiled. 'My feet reach the floor alright,' he said, pleasantly.

A Trick of the Light, Parts 3 & 4 (offsite link)
Author: Viviana       Format: Novellette/Novella       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: 'There was always time, wasn't there? Time for this to be just another wild Solo adventure.'

The Twisted Ties Affair (offsite link)
Author: Veronica       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Tag to "The Nowhere Affair"

The Two for One Affair (offsite link)
Author: elmey       Format: Vignette       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: Two ficlets written for the MFUWSS Easter Egg Exchange. Always Crashing in the Same Car and Shadow Boxing

Two Masters (offsite link)
Author: Emily Veinglory       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: I had masters enough already. (Wayback machine, it will take a few seconds to load.)

The UFO Affair (offsite link)
Author: severa       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: "Explain to me again," Napoleon demanded, "why we're standing in the middle of a wheat field in the middle of Hertfordshire."


Variations on a Russian Theme (offsite link)
Author: elmey       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: It's winter in Moscow, the evening is free--

Veritas (offsite link)
Author: Nyssa       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Thank whatever gods may be for Mother Russia's most useful invention.

Waiting (offsite link)
Author: Meris       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: He kept seeing the old woman's face, the patient, patient face that had finally smiled with the joy of waiting ended.

Watching (offsite link)
Author: saki101       Format: Vignette       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Perhaps it hadn't been such a good idea to leave the room, Illya thought, despite the perfect weather.

The Way Back (offsite link)
Author: Elijahwildchild       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: There it is, then. Officially missing, presumed dead. Nothing left now but the interminable, soul-destroying wait.

A Week of Sundays (offsite link)
Author: Keelywolfe       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult
Summary: A series of vignettes, the way things might or might not happen.

The Whiffenpoof Affair (offsite link)
Author: Astrid Keynes       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: I'll go to the banquet, you look around outside; you're right, you're hardly Whiffenpoof material.

While You Were Sleeping (71 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Linda Cornett       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Adult

Window (offsite link)
Author: Katya Baturinsky       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: General
Summary: It was the hair that first attracted her attention. She supposed he heard that often.

The Winter Wonderland Affair (offsite link)
Author: Nyssa       Format: Short story       Genre: Slash       Rating: Restricted
Summary: Illya gazed out the window of the Peach Pit Motel onto a world of blinding white.

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