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A Damn Fine Job (offsite link)
Author: aces
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash       Category: Episode-related
Rating: General      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: There is time now. Tag for "Gurnius Affair".



The Great Cake Massacre Affair (offsite link)
Author: aces
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: General      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: Illya loves cake.



Epiphania (offsite link)
Author: Aithine Veronica
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash       Category: Pre-slash
Rating: General      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: Illya's leaving.



Feed Me (offsite link)
Author: Amethyst Hunter
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: General      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: "Answer me, Illya." There's no mistaking the deadliness in Napoleon's tone now. "Why do you always look at food like that?"



The Key (offsite link)
Author: Ariadne
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Restricted      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, Original male
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: The long-timers said that there was no one worse to encounter on a mission than a rogue agent.



After the Ball (offsite link)
Author: Ariadne
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Restricted      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: Shards and flashes of memories from yesterday and last night wheeled through his aching brain. It was the silly Christmas party one of Napoleon's females had invited them to.



The Nine Lives Affair (offsite link)
Author: artyartie
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: General      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: U.N.C.L.E. didn't pay them nearly enough for this.



Doing.Whatever he Has To (offsite link)
Author: ashurbadaktu
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Restricted      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: When Illya sees that Napoleon is thinking inappropriate thoughts about a beautiful THRUSH agent, he takes matters in hand.



The Whiffenpoof Affair (offsite link)
Author: Astrid Keynes
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Restricted      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: I'll go to the banquet, you look around outside; you're right, you're hardly Whiffenpoof material.



Attack of the Clones (offsite link)
Author: astrid olivia
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash       Category: Humor, Pre-slash
Rating: General      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: Illya giving Napoleon advice on his sex life.



Surveillance Report (offsite link)
Author: azdak
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete       Year: 2010
Genre: Slash       Category: Humor
Rating: Restricted      
Summary: "Listen to this!" said Illya.



Fluffathon Ghost Story (offsite link)
Author: azdak
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: General      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: The door behind him opens in a certain way, and the hair stands up on the back of Napoleon's neck.



Tango (offsite link)
Author: Banshee Caoine
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Adult      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: "He understands the soul of the tango, your friend." (wayback machine)



The Communicator and an Open Mind Affair (offsite link)
Author: bigbluemeany
Format: Video       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: General      
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Summary: Music: Hands Clean/Alanis Morissette



Ransom (offsite link)
Author: Blondie
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: General      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: The failed mission hadn't lost him a night's sleep; overwhelming guilt had seen to that.




The Kuryakin Facsimilie (offsite link)
Author: Blondie
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Adult      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Napoleon/female original
Summary: A costume party? And what would I go as?



Acts of Sabotage (offsite link)
Author: Blondie
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Restricted      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: Illya Kuryakin had to admit it, he couldn't have planned things better himself.



The Back Door Affair (offsite link)
Author: Bluesky
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Adult      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: It had started all so innocently with a leak in his ceiling and some repair and construction.



The Man Overboard Affair (offsite link)
Author: ChannelD
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2014
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Restricted      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: Napoleon says it's their 50th mission. Illya disagrees with his count. When the mission seems like an epic fail it takes both of their ingenuity – along with their imbedded trust in one another – to pull it out of the water.



It's in the Cards Affair (116 K) (Format: html , text-only , Mobi )
Author: Charlie Kirby
Format: Short story       Status: Complete       Year: 2010
Genre: Slash       Category: Adventure, Erotica, Friendship, Pre-slash
Rating: Adult       Notices: Explicit sex
Major Characters: Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Period: Indeterminate
Summary: There's a traitor in UNCLE and the only clue is a tarot card.
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Durian Dreaming (offsite link)
Author: Clare Chew
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Restricted      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: Before this assignment, Napoleon had never seen a durian. Now he would be glad to never set eyes on one again.



Parachute (offsite link)
Author: Cord Smithee
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Adult      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Illya/female canonical
Summary: Napoleon glanced at his partner across the traditional post-mission banquet--sauerbraten and dark German beer, this time--and grinned. "How was your stewardess?"




The Book Scholar Affair (offsite link)
Author: Cord Smithee
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Restricted      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: Beer in hand, Napoleon strolled across to the bookshelves. Illya's library.



Bewitched (offsite link)
Author: Cord Smithee
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Adult      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya, Illya/female original
Summary: It was easier enduring Napoleon's company with the scent of perfume dabbed on his collar and the memory of warmth fresh upon his skin.



Leather (offsite link)
Author: Cord Smithee
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Adult      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: "We met in Bonn," Napoleon corrected.



Spiderweb (offsite link)
Author: Cord Smithee
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Adult      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: "Spiderwebs? In Kiev, you can get ornaments—" He handed me one glass and pulled a chair out from the chess board "—wire and glass, spiderwebs with spiders, so there is always one on the tree.



Hands (offsite link)
Author: Cord Smithee
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Restricted      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: Blacksmith's hands, he remembered thinking when he first caught sight of them.



The Just Desserts Affair (offsite link)
Author: Cynara
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Adult      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: Napoleon recounts and plans.



The Second Helping Affair (offsite link)
Author: Cynara
Format: Vignette       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Adult      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: It was very good dessert.
Sequel to: The Just Desserts Affair



The Surly Bonds Affair (offsite link)
Author: Cynara
Format: Short story       Status: Complete      
Genre: Slash      
Rating: Adult      
Pairings: Napoleon/Illya
Summary: He just had never expected to be the one left, the one to go on.

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